I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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