I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize