My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
