11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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