whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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