i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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