: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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