Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
