"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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