yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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