i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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