i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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