Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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