Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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