I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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