they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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