Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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