Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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