I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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