Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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