I want to stick my p in your. b.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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