I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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