I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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