I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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