Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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