You're earring is so big in my mouth
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
