is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
