i jhust puked up my retainher.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
