I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You're earring is so big in my mouth
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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