508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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