ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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