So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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