all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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