She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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