When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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