Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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