The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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