i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
