Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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