what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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