I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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