sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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