do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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