so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
