I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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