I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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