it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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