just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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