Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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