Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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