Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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